POE6 Post 14 Morea Style, Beautiful Deluxe Body Artistry
Schmelf was helping himself to the wine at my Christmas part yesterday … he thought no-one was looking.
The day kind of disintegrated for him until he finally ended upside down in a snow bank …Unfortunately fortunately a crow found him and picked him up and then spit him out dropped him into the lap of one of the guests who cuddled and nursed him back to health. I thought he looked better all blue and limp … it brought out the red of his outfit but I couldn’t bitch slap my grandma and choke the elf in front of all those little kids.
Oh and Grandma is going to get the paraffin wax foot bath heater that she has been dying for now. She is such a suck up sometimes.