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I took the Schmelf out into the wood to intro him to his cousin “stumpy” but he failed to see the humour in it. And before you all go getting on me for making fun of the fact he is so small, you should hear what he says to me about being a giant. And he never lets up on how come I don’t have bigger breasts and my ass is too flat and why don’t I show more cleavage. Evidently his idea of a “good girl” and Santa’s are not exactly the same thing.
I am not sure which of the reindeer this one was. Plantzer or Schmonner or Piston or something …I am not great with names. Who can tell any of them apart? I just called him “Fluffy” all day.
I sort of thought we have the whole Snow White, Rose Red thing going on and so you know dwarves/elves … we would be in the same ball park. Schmelf was really offended and asked me if he even looked like he “hi-hoed” it into work or hung out with someone called “Sneezy” or “Dopey.”
You know those moments when you really have a smart ass answer and then you think maybe you should just keep your mouth shut? I had one of those moments, thought better of it, and told him yes, I could see it. He looked exactly like that kind of elf.
He asked me if I wanted an apple for dessert, said some old lady had given it to him ….